
i admit that in the past i’ve been a nasty. they weren’t kidding when they called me kinda strange. but you’ll find that nowadays, i’ve mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a change. i fortunately know a little secret, it’s a talent that i always have possessed. dear lady, please don’t laugh; i use it on behalf, of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed. pathetic.